Gannon/Guckert/Whatever

The records of Gannon/Guckert's numerous visits to the White House have been released. On many occasions, he never signed in and on many other occasions, he never signed out. So this opens a whole 'nother can of worms.
Just who was fucking this guy at the White House?
Will we ever find out?
That's really not the important issue here anyway. We already know that many folks who hate gays are themselves, gay. I wanna know how this guy got in and why he was allowed in the press briefings when he often cut and pasted stories from White House press releases and has been accused of plagiarizing others' work.

Letter to Time Regarding Ann Cunter

I was shocked and dismayed when I read John Cloud's fluff piece on this racist, misogynistic, violence inciting liar. Mr. Cloud was clearly taken by this person and did precious little real research into her various appearances on cable "news" programs, her regular columns and her books. Was it Time's intention to drastically reduce its credibility? Or, more insidiously, is Time following the example of politicians like Bill Frist and Tom DeLay and pandering to a certain segment of society just to sell issues?

Another Letter to the Editor

I was greatly saddened and embarrassed for the members of the Texas House upon learning that the banning of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered individuals from serving as foster parents had passed as an amendment to the CPS overhaul bill. As a former child welfare social worker in the state of Illinois, I know firsthand how difficult it is to place children in safe, loving and permanent homes. There are countless instances across the country where children have been removed from foster parents who are Christian and heterosexual because they were being abused and neglected by their caretakers. The members of the Texas House have removed a valuable resource for CPS workers because they want to continue to advance an ideological agenda. And what of foster children who identify themselves as LGBT? Believe it or not, they exist. Wouldn't it be more appropriate to allow them the option to live with a nurturing and understanding family? This ill-conceived and hastily added amendment does a great disservice to them, CPS staff and many caring individuals who are willing to provide badly needed homes.

The BENEDICTion

Here is the blessing from the new Pope, Herr Ratzinger, that those attending mass will hear:

May the Lord bless Der Fuhrer and keep him
May the Lord make his face to shine upon Der Fuhrer
May the Lord look upon Der Fuhrer with favour and give him war
Sig Heil!!!

It's a Filibuster Against People of Superstition!!!

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Yep, here is the poster for the nutjobs little cotillion this weekend.

Pope Benedict the XVI

Yippee!!! Yahooey!!! A new pope!!! Personally, I am apathetic at best about the pope. It is interesting that this guy just turned 78 last week. Looks like it'll be more of the same from the Catholic Church. Kinda mirrors a lot of what we are seeing in the U.S. today.

We live in The Age of Regression and Superstition.

Fluffer Time

I see that Time magazine has published a story on Ann Cunter, everyone's favorite whacked-out, binge-and-purge liar. Billy Blog Bob is not a subscriber to the mag, so regrettably, the staff was unable to read the article. Judging from the pics on Time's website, it is most likely a classic fluff piece. I'll send one of the interns down to the local newstand to read a copy for free and make a complete report.

Trash It

So yes, Timmy, your fifth grade teacher will be more than happy to allow you to do just what Condoleeza Rice would do. Before Ma and Pa see those Fs in citizenship, personal hygiene and rithmatic, we'll just burn your report card.
Hee hee, no problemo!

http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/11407689.htm

Fun with the Landlord

I'm hoping to make a serial out of this, much as I'd hoped to make updates about various whacked-out nutfucks that I come across in various ways a continuing soap box blog-like speech fest. We shall see.
Anyway, my landlord, whose name is Bernie, is a fucking dickhead, asshole, piece of shit, Texan fuckhead cocksucker. I would like to tie him up and run him over with his big, stupid Lexus SUV. It would make me happy to see him lying in the street with black tire tread marks across his stupid "vintage" OP shirts that he purchased at Abercrombie & Fitch for $50 that were made by six year olds in Myanmar for $.05.
Oh how I would laugh with evil glee and delight!
So I come home the other day, Tuesday I believe, yes twas Tues., from walking my mutt and the dipshit is at the neighbors waiting for me. He had been in my home and had made quite a mess out of the closet where the attic access door is. See, we have raccoons or oppossums (or as they are more commonly referred to by the redkneck moniker, possums) or rats or squirrels or cats or who-the-fuck-knows what vermin in our attic, walls and everywhere in-between. My SO and I don't hear 'em so much anymore, but the old bat next door is fucking obsessed! So the guy proceeds to explain to me that raccoons are nocturnal (no shit, sherlock) and that the best way to get rid of them is to "make them uncomfortable" during the day. You mean we gotta take out their 42 inch plasmas and water beds?! Well, Christ on a Cross, why not just shoot the little fuckers! We's in Texas, ain't we? (just kiddin') So what does he do? He's got two 100 watt flood lamps and a radio, tuned to the local Nashville assembly line country station in the attic. I work outta the house and let me tell you once you've heard the most despicable shit that corporate music "artists" can possibly record for more than two seconds, you kinda go into a murderous rage a'la Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Where was I? Oh, yeah. So when Bernie is done lecturing me as if I'm six, I tell him that next time he wants to come in the house in violation of TX state law without 24 hours notice he better watch his balls. Ruby takes great exception to strangers just walkin' on in. Then I informed him that I would not be running two 100 watt flood lamps off of, you guessed it, my own electricity for 12 hours a day as it is both wasteful and expensive. Boy, you shoulda seen ol' fucknut's face. He was pissed. But I had him. There wasn't shit he could say.
Ahhh, sweet victory.

SHUT UP

And the insanity continues:

"As the liberal, anti-Christian dogma of the left has been repudiated in almost every recent election, the courts have become the last great bastion for liberalism. For years activist courts, aided by liberal interest groups like the A.C.L.U., have been quietly working under the veil of the judiciary, like thieves in the night, to rob us of our Christian heritage and our religious freedoms."

Tony Perkins
President
Family Research Council

Sad Day

Today as I was preparing to feed Jack, ne' Nemo, my betta fish, I found that he was resting on the bottom of his bowl. This is not an unusual practice for him as he had outlasted his life expectancy of 2 - 3 years by about a year and a half and was a tired old man. I noticed that something was amiss when he did not begin to swim to the top of the vase that serves as his home as he always does upon seeing me. I noticed that his body had taken on a gray hue and he appeared quite bloated. With great sadness, I pronounced Jack dead at 9:23 am CST.

I then carried the vase out to the creek in back and dumped it in the woods.

Message to Doom

Yes, Tom DeLay is a scummy, disturbing, dead-eyed, fucknut, eely, icky, greedy little man. But yins got Dennis Hastert. He ain't much better. At least Tom DeLay may soon be neutered if all goes well.