Scooped!

Kos thinks that it came from him but I like to think Bill Maher musta been reading a little Billy Blog Bob last week.

http://www.dailykos.com/

Enlistment Shortfalls

I sent the following letter to my US senators, my US House rep, my state rep and my state senator. I hereby call on the legion of Billy Blog Bob readers to do the same for their elected officials that support this bullshit war:

In April, the Army missed its recruiting goal for the third month in a row, short by nearly 2,800 recruits, or 42 percent off its target. And for the first time in 10 years, the Marine Corps missed its recruiting goal for the last four months. I am writing -your representative's name(s) goes here- to urge him/her to call on all the members of his/her family that are of enlistment age to join him/her in supporting the war in Iraq and sign-up for tours of duty there immediately. Thanks.

No Title Just Bullshit

This is my first spring here in Texas. If you forget about all of the bullshit politics and the religious insanity, it's a pretty cool place, Texas. I already look like a friggin' black motherfucker and it's only the first week of May. My SO and I went down to Austin this past weekend. The first day we got there, it was 95 degrees. We went swimming in this place called Barton Springs. It was kick-ass! Austin is one of the coolest places in this here US of A, I gotta say. When we were at the springs, this one chica was goin' topless. She had some nice units! It reminded me of my folks' place on the North Sea in Holland. On those beaches, a lotta people were nekkid, some that you would never wanna see that way, but bein' Europeans, they didn't give a fuck and God bless 'em. On Saturday in Austin, there's this festival that they have every year down there to celebrate Eore's birthday. That's Eore of Winnie the Pooh fame. We all decided to eat a button of peyote for the fest. Holy Fucking Shit! dear reader, your humble narrator had entered another dimension. Usually, I do not like hippie shit, but the drum circles and freaks in costume were all good on that day. Anyway, Texas ain't too bad if you make it that way. The bikin' is first rate. I met this guy who owns this little bike shop and he takes a person back to the days of when customer service really meant something. He ain't there to rape your ass when you need something done. And he showed me how to adjust my derailer, whilst fixin' it, for nothing. And all the while he's pouring Shiners down my throat. Dallas is a cool place, you just gotta know where to find the good stuff. Maybe that makes it better than other parts of the country, I dunno, but here I am for a while at least. I still miss Chitown though.

Gannon/Guckert/Whatever again

I saw his appearance on the Bill or Phil or I dunno Maher show. He presented himself pretty well, I gotta admit. At this point, who cares. There is some psycho biyatch that said F this, I don't wanna get married. To add more to the psycho-ness, her fiance is standing by her! Seems that they've never had sex. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, would you buy a car without test driving it first? I didn't think so. Take that shit out for a spin. If it's your thing to get you wick all poopie, then I think that you should make sure that your potential spouse is into that shit (yeah shit, on your dipstick) as well. I dunno. We should see what the Lord says. He will guide us into the nether, or the swamp or the concrete. We could be Heroes! Just for one day! For ever and ever. Or never. I would be king!