Breakfast Munchies

I noticed over at some other sites maintained by a coupla folks I know, namely Utch and Doom, that they have been doing a lotta cerealizing these days. (sorry, couldn't resist that awful pun) I figured I'd make this cutesy little vignette available for their dietary systems to which the consumption of whole grains and oats is rumoured to be quite beneficial. Here it is, but I ain't a gonna say where I got it because I'm really in quite the plagiaristic mood.

Lucky Charms

Top of the morning! Is it morning already? I've been out all night searching the sky for shooting stars. Oh, sorry. This is Maggie and Claire. We met at the pub last night. Talk about a wish come true! The bean counter at the end of the bar who grew up eating rows of Os went home alone. Why? Never learned to spot a four-leaf clover, never learned to trust his luck, never gets lucky! If you want grandchildren, let your wee tyke get his hands on shamrocks and rainbows sooner than later. If I had my way, rabbits' feet would be in the mix, too, but General Mills says it would scare the kiddies. Maggie's got a job interview later, so we're heading to the track to see if any of the ponies threw a shoe she can take along. Spare a splash of Jameson?